Swimming in the Thames is something which not so long ago would have killed you. But today a man swam past my window, accompanied by a canoeist and a back-up boat. I have discovered from the BBC website that his name is Lewis Gordon Pugh and he's swimming the length of the Thames to highlight climate change. He seems to be supported by the man in the canoe in a WWF vest so these are planet-savers. Good effort. Rather him than me.
Anyway its caused me to create a new category on my blog to report on all the things which swim and float past me as I work, coach, write, create and generally go about my business. There was the sad whale, you remember, who died tragically before they could save him.
The entire contents of the London Eye went by on barges during the year in which they were building it.
Round the world yachtswoman, Ellen Macarthur, regularly goes past (I find her quite inspirational, actually) and I've seen Greenpeace, the Queen on the evening of the Millennium and more. Yesterday, one of my friends phoned to ask if I was in so that I could come out on my balcony and wave to them as they went by on a ferry to Greenwich. I deigned to make a celebrity appearance, waving. Learned that one from the Queen. I was perhaps more energetic than She.
They say that they pull 50 bodies a year out of the Thames, and as an avid reader of those thrillers about criminal pathologists and so on, I think I am quite keen to see my first body, although after seeing the body of a dog the other day, I am less sure than I was that this would be a good thing to see. I went away on holiday for a week once, and while I was gone the local paper reported our first Canary Wharf Thames body right outside my gym. I was right miffed to have missed that one!
Anyway, in conclusion I am reminded of an old Chinese saying: "Wait patiently by the side of the river, and the bodies of your enemies will come floating past". Oh God, I hope not. I hope I haven't even got any enemies, let alone that I see them floating past. I suppose this saying has something to teach me about patience, which is good, rather than about enemies which seems not so good to me.
And on that happy note...